A little prose, a little poetry, but mostly rambling. Probably quite a lot of rambling. Could be about my lovely life in sunny Scotland. Could be about living with chronic pain. Actually, my ramblings could be about anything at all....
Oh, just missed the boat on this one. They've now stopped taking applications.
But I guess it would have been too far from home anyway.
But yes, my dream job.
Chocolate and Cocoa Beverage Taster
for Mondelēz International (the company which owns Cadburys)
Be able to taste chocolate and cocoa beverage products and give objective and honest feedback. (Definitely)
Work within a team of panelists to share opinions and collaborate to reach an agreement on taste. (As long as it's only opinions...I won't share the chocolate!)
Use a clearly defined vocabulary to describe products and aid in the discrimination between products.(Mmmmm....will that do?)
Be consistent in the results given.(Mmmmm and Mmmmm each time)
Know the ethical and legal compliance responsibilities of the position; raise questions and concerns when faced with an ethical or compliance issue; apply integrity in all aspects of professional conduct. (Yes)
Chocolate tasters are key in helping Mondelēz perfect and launch an entirely new product all over the world.(So I taste chocolate. For lunch. And I'm perfect? Sounds fair enough.)
A passion for confectionary and taste buds for detection(My taste buds are the best part of me)
Honesty when it comes to giving an opinion(I honestly love chocolate)
Eager to try new inventive products(If they're chocolaty, I'm eager)
A firm grasp of the English Language (There's only one letter needed when tasting chocolate. Mmmm...)