Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts

Friday, October 25, 2013

SPAM

Picture from the Official UK Spam website
www.spam-uk.com
I hate spam. Always have.

That pink chopped ham and pork which comes in the tin whose purpose in life is to cut half your fingers off...Sorry to any Spam lovers out there, but that stuff just makes me go eeeuuugh.

But my blog post isn't actually about that kind of Spam. It's about the email type of spam. The equivalent of the junk mail which the postman brings on a daily basis. It all gets kind of annoying. I don't want to buy watches, handbags or even those little blue pills. And I don't want to give anyone my bank details so that they can deposit half a million US dollars into my account. I don't believe the story that Great Auntie Doris has left me all that money, nor do I believe I can save the computer world by forwarding on a message about a fake virus. But those are the joys of computing......

Spam on Skype is a little different. Messages, normally from a General in the US army (yeah right!), who is just back from serving in Afghanistan. Wanting some friendship. Oh, and I was nearly always told that I have a friendly face and a lovely smile.

I actually laughed when I received those messages. My Skype profile picture is just a design, there is no photo showing a friendly face or lovely smile. So Skype spam gave me a laugh, but I began receiving the messages like this every day, and they became tedious.

However, I finally found a way to stop them. Went into Skpe profile and unticked the box "female". Simple as that. Not a single message since.

Now on to Facebook. I, along with many others, get the occasional private message turning up from some strange stranger looking for lasting friendship, and they just happened to come across my profile. And guess what.....they are also Generals in the US army who have just been serving in Afghanistan. How boring, can't they think of some other occupation?

Anyway, they are easy to deal with. Hit report....they're gone.

However, the other day, I received one of the above private messages on Facebook. The usual kind of message, but he had also poked me!!! For those who don't use Facebook, you can click a button to poke a friend. A friendly poke to say hello. I'm not overly keen on friendly pokes. I have sore ribs, pokes could hurt.

But this poke was from a stranger. A stranger! Poking me!!

That's worse than spam.  It's even worse than Spam!

Eeeuuugh!!!